They put Clueless on Netflix. That’s cool, I didn’t want to go to sleep anyway

firelordazula:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

What if you’re wearing a dress or something that doesn’t have pockets? Would you have to pull a bunch of money out of your bra or underwear?

mrpaulino:

Cheating on anyone is deeper than people realize, it destroys their outlook on love, their future relationships, and peace within themselves.

hotokichan:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.

walking around eating all the fucking grass!

“I want Chex Mix.”

chexmix:

alohomoramyheart:

I say, every hour, of every day, of my life.

here i am

Chex Mix! My Love! Come to me!